So what does he do with the boyfriend when mommy and daddy come-a-calling? Does he stay in the back? I guess so huh? Wait...is he outside? Maaaaaaaaan screw that...wouldn't be me gay and locked out. I'd be the gayest of gay!
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Did anybody see that movie "Addicted?" How was it? I think I might download it to watch on the plane just because Boris is one of my in-my-head boyfriends. Don't tell The Robinator. I saw him in person on the sidewalk in DC once and he was GORGEOUS! Years later I met him in real life and I swear fo' goodness I couldn't keep up talking to him. My thoughts and my conversation didn't go together so I just blubbered. Crazy I know. Him pretty.
Them chirren don't need to go see the new JLo movie. That movie is NOT for chirren.
I need to wear that dress again soon. I'd like to be fly too.
Drinking on the job is funny.
In my next house Imma get a sectional. Super deep. Not loose pillow back though. I hate loose pillow back. His mother is about to shut this down. LOL!
S. Epatha is not about this lying life Mark!
We should start hearing Mark's heartbeat in 5...4...3...
Why do they need to open another bottle? They haven't finished the wine in the glasses they have now. I don't believe in wasting wine.
MARK...YOU'RE GAY HELL! JUST TELL 'EM HELL! Your mama is being real with you!
LORD.JESUS THE SATELLITE JUST WENT OUT! GOT.DAMMIT!
Aw lawd...the Black father and his gay son talk. o_0
Let it go Stan...gay people exist. Oh...wait...he's mad about him lying (literally up your azz) and he should be. Stop all that lying hell. Mark cute though. Freckles look good on him.
Mary Jane...shut up.
Daddy hurt. But he's a homophobe. But he's his father. Lawd...I'm so confused. I need water. My brain is squozen dry. All this fussing while everyone sitting down though is refreshing. In my family...that table woulda been flipped by now.
Speaking of family...Robby says I have a package at my house from my Uncle filled with pictures. CAN'T.WAIT.TO.GET.HOME!
She seeing David everywhere now huh? He's haunting her? Funny.
Hey Polly!
I don't understand why Polly doesn't call her people.
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So...people get drunk at work with red cups? *BLINK*
I'm 'bout to hit her with a #GirlBye too.
Remember when people were saying that the lines on red cups meant something? http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/solocups.asp
That dude looks weird. Like he'd wear her skin as a bathrobe or some ish.
If any of yall getting lit up at work and you don't work in marketing for an alcohol company...Imma fight yall. For real though.
I'm mad she doesn't date her people intentionally. I mean...that's just RACIST!
This baby Polly makes me sad.
Again...the weave. How much does that cost???????????? Imma get me some weave and give my hair a rest. I worry if I could have my hair all braided up though. Yall know I have issues.
Polly: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!
Um...Mary Jane...leave them people be. You 'bout to get shot up. Polly needs to call her people. You gotta take care of Niecy 'nem.
#Choices
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That poor baby is cute.
I knew Eric/Erik was going to bail. Ain't nobody got time for that.
So is he gonna be a used-to-be-gay?
So drinking at work is a thing now? I might still be in corporate America if that was the case back in the day. LOL!
MJ's makeup is so nice now. I've been playing around with makeup these days. I think Imma go buy a bunch of lip colors this weekend. Or, at least, order them. I have one of those Nordstrom kits with all the colors for eyes, blush and lips but I hardly ever use it. I've been doing a bit better with it though.
