The Cookie Show is on! I need Cookie's skirt.
So they made Jamal marry Olivia?
Lucious not doing well. I like how they are making everything he's listening to sound "hollow."
Cookie looks tired but watch how she pulls it out of Lucious...
OH SHIT! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
Lord...Lucious you'd better pick right!
Pretty boy doesn't have what it takes to be with Jamal. Watch he shows up pregnant.
Wait...
What is wifey-poo up to?
Lucious so smooth with it though.
Bae? What is Bae?
BaconAndEggs.
A Hakeem necklace? Lil boy please.
Wait...Naomi...after you take off that dress and give it to me...don't fall for that Hakeem mess.
Them Russians will mess you up man.
POISON!
Lucious running ish from bed with wires running everywitcha way. LOL!
Cookie running up on us with fly animal prints again. That dress is hot! Gimme that dress Cookie! And that ring. And them shoes. Specially them shoes.
Lucious showing up looking like he just ate a ribeye and some bacon wrapped asparagus.
And a rich and delicious bordeaux wine.
Is Precious trying to make it with Malcolm? They don't know that's gonna be Cookie's man?
OH.SHIT! OLIVIA DONE PULLED A PLOP, DROP AND ROLL THE HELL OUT ON 'EM!
Cookie get mad quick. I wonder what they would have been like had she never been arrested? Jamal got a new car?
Uh oh! Yall see the Porsha stunting today?
Did Courtney just bomb on CP time? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait...this isn't bad. Get it Elle/Courtney!
Robby keeps talking while I'm watching and I swear fo' goodness he's going to get put off this sofa!
Lucious is wrong for what he's doing to Jamal. I bet he paid Michael off. Fat check. Michael in France now. Um...just take a paternity test please. Olivia ghost.
That's kinda hot performing as people arrive. They look cold as hell. LOL! Check out Elle royalty baby! If Boo Boo Kitty was smart she'd get in good with Cookie. But Cookie probably wouldn't have it.
Lawd...Lucious don't fall out at the event.
Elle is going to do well. I hope. I hope nobody slips her a pill or a drink or some blow or some weed or some of anything that would tip her over the edge. Boo Boo might do it.
THAT BOO BOO BIOTCH!
I don't even know what else to say right now! I'm so pissed! Why would she do that to Elle? That's going to flipping tank their show! So horrid! WHO DOES THAT? Boo Boo ain't shit. I now wish nothing good for that heffa. I want Cookie to cut her azz. Not lightweight either. Like...deep and let her azz bleed out. UGH!
Lucious don't fall okay?
BECKY! GET LUCIOUS! LAWD! A BILLION DOLLARS IN THAT ELEVATOR! I MEAN ROOM!
COOKIE GO DO IT! SAVE THE FAMILY! FUG YOU ANIKA! YOU WRONG! DEAD DAMN WRONG!
Anika's haircut isn't even right. All rounded in the back. UGH. Old Ughmo! That's her name to me now...Ughmo.
Cookie got this! Shut up Ughmo! Cookie got this!
Handling family business. Oh yeah. Ughmo is going to have major insecure beef. Cookie did that. Ughmo mad as shit! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Double-breasted coat looks good on Lucious! The back of Ughmos's head is flat. I dot like her.
I want them back together. He loves her. LOVES HER! Cookie that is.
They are being really good to the baby girl though. The entire family. I like that.
Yall know Andre crazy right? Like...for real crazy. He will snap and lay them all out. That boy got trouble tremors.
Prince of Zamunda's design in his head is giving me 90's fever.
Told yall Andre is gone. His wife is 'bout the right kinda crazy response for him. This dude. If Robby did that I'd be calling 911 and tell them to bring the straight jackets.
Cookie and Lucious. But not in Ughmo's house. No. I don't like seeing them there sipping cognac.
Awwwwww...Cookie!
Wait...yall get outta Ughmo's house. UGH! That's just ew ew kitty.
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
I just realized I was holding my breath. Lawd jeevus. I can breathe again.