My Solo "Scandal" Watch Party!

I can't stand when Olivia is laying on the shams.  Unless you change your shams and duvet cover weekly because you wash them...you shouldn't do that.

I like wine but I'm not drinking wine in bed especially when I have white bed linen.  I'm clumsy.  

Yall know I hate her and Fitz together so I wanted Mellie to roll out there with a lamp and smack the ish out of him.

I'm so sorry but I still don't like Quinn.

Wait this dude just offed himself in front of Quinn.  She ain't no beast.  She should have stopped that.

Diaper Senator.  ROFL!  HE POOPED HIS PANTS!  

Beating ex-hubby is the replacement?  OH HELL NO!!!!!  IDDA FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM YELLING OBSCENITIES!

Olivia's eyebrows?  EVERY.SINGLE.THING.

WHITE COAT.  So much yeah.

Dammit Red...get a gun hell.  Don't let that mofo scare you shit.  Tell what you know so those mofos can dump that dude.  YOU THREW UP ON YOUR CLOTHES?

Poor baby.  I feel sorry for her.

Shiiiiiiiiiiit...fug Hill votes.  I'd out his azz.  Or get Huck to visit him.

Olivia:  Abby...look at me...what do you want?

Monnie:  Shelly...what do you want?

Shelly:  You can't do anything.

Monnie:  *INSERT.EVIL.GRIN*  Just remember...don't ask me any questions.  Ever.

BESTIE RULES!

Say yes Susan.  SAY YES!

Did they just wax her lip?  LOL!  So much yes.  People...keep your lip waxed if you have hair on your lip.

Embassy bombing but Cyrus rolls out for a nooner?

Mellie.  I love me some Mellie.  And her white gloves on china.  LOL!  But if she lets old girl get in her head...she's going to go downhill fast.

I hate how Olivia treats David.  I hate how David always gets in the crosshairs.

Hey Tom!

I have a feeling Tom is going to be no more than an extra soon.  Papa Pope can't let the one man who knows the whole truth and nothing but the truth continue to live.

Is Tom smitten with Olivia too?  Olivia is THAT.CHICK.

She broke Fitz down to his brake pads huh?  LOL!

Fitz tried to off himself?  

Can we get Tom to start answering necessary ish?  

Imma start calling her azz HOT.  Helen of Troy.  Yup...HOT.

She told him right.  Papa Pope is gunning for him no matter what.  He simply can't be allowed to live.  He knows too much.

Susan is going to crack under the pressure.  LOL!

That kid?  Every.single.thing.  LOLOLOLOLOL!

Them bunny slippers?  OH.YEAH!  LOL!

Abby's ex in the garage?  Why didn't she tell Huck yet?  TELL HUCK!  HELL YEAH!  SHE HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SHOOT HIM!  SHOOT HIM!  SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!

SHOOT HIM!  PTSD!  SHOOT HIM PLEASE SHOOT HIS AZZ!  I'VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANTED HER TO SHOOT HIS AZZ RIGHT NOW!

But um...how'd she get that gun in the car past security headed to White House parking?  Did she jump a fence?

I'd tell it Red.  I'd roll up on that podium and tell it.  I don't care about "where are they now" I'd tell it.  Holding my gun.  And I'd say...I will shoot that mofo if he ever comes near me again.

Fitz got that info about Jake from State Farm didn't he?  LOL!  HOT wasn't playing with his azz.  Olivia needs to tell him about the beater.  I don't like her pointy nails.  I don't like pointy nails.  Witchy Poo.

There goes the Fitz/Olivia music.  I hate that music. 

Are they havING phone sans ropas?  LOL!  Yall better write this ish!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  And then he hung up?  Left her hanging?  SERIOUSLY?  Girl...you'd better HOTfoot if over to the White House.  LOLOLOLOL!  I am DYING laughing!  That was pretty real.  Yall know it was.

Awwwwww...Baby Huck.

Cyrus...don't fall for the okey doke.

Did dude just call Susan an ugly egghead?  

TELL IT RED!  TELL IT!  Now shoot him too!

If I was Olivia and walked in on Papa Pope in my house...I'd turn around and leave.

UH.OH.SHOW.DOWN!

I hope she cuts his azz down to the quick.  That look in her eyes says she's about to.  GET.HIM!  (Papa Pope needs to get his teeth fixed.)  This entire show, from the beginning, has been about their relationship.  She fights against everything he's ever done.

Well...there goes Tom.  Knew that was going to go down.  

Mellie is letting that woman in her head.  Yall know she's about to say that tip right?  Right.

BAM.  Done.  

Cyrus' boy toy has to go.

Bye.Bye.Chuck!

So...sleazy boy has a heart?  I like that.  Red...don't fall for him.  UGH!  NO!  DAVID IS THE DUDE!

"Have some more bourbon and I'll touch your boob."  ROFL!  That made me burst out laughing.

Fitz/Mellie show down.  Is he going to tell her she was a pawn?

She's right.  She cracks for 2 months and he turns on her while she's been putting up with all of his shit forever.  I mean...his damn daddy raped her!

SO HAPPY THAT TOM FINALLY TOLD IT!

OLIVIA SET UP THAT HIT ON TOM?  HELL YEAH!

BABY HUCK IS A NATURAL!  YES!  YES!  YES!  MINI SPY!  SUPER SLEUTH!  PINT SIZED POPE!

GO GET JAKE OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!!  GET YOUR MAN OLIVIA!  HEY JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I MISSED YOU!  THREESOME!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I enjoy this show man.  I know it's just a glorified soap opera that is unbelievable as hell but BAAAAAAAAAAABY...I ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!  LOL!