Dog Attack

**NOTICE!  Turns out the neighbor who told me this early this morning had it wrong.  The kids just got home from school and told me that one of the dogs owned by the neighbor who lets her dog walk without a leash rolled up on a big dog with all that and got sasquatched.  Sheesh...he's such a little guy too.  I hope he makes it.

 

Yesterday, one of the girls was walking Jaru and a neighborhood dog rolled up on him barking like he had beef.  Jaru stopped, confused as to what was going on, and the owner of the other dog was told to keep her dog away from Jaru.

Last night, Jaru and I walked out of the house and the same dog rolled up on Jaru.  I stopped.  Jaru stopped.  (It should be noted that I was NOT in the mood.)

Me:  S...you need to have Oreo on a leash.  

S:  It's okay!  He's okay!  Come on Oreo!  Come on!

Me:  *Real skeptical*:  Aiight...

Jaru was looking at him confused because Oreo is all of 10 pounds and well...dogs just don't tend to roll up on him like that.  I took a step up and Oreo beat it.  Walking off like looking like George Jefferson.

This morning...a dog fight occurred and it was bad.

Have you ever been around a dog attack?

Have you ever been around a little dog who was vicious as hell?

Has YOUR dog ever been attacked by another dog?

Yall KNOW Oreo would have not made it had that been Jaru right?

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From TV: Would YOU Date Him?

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NOTE:  I really need to stop watching old sitcoms and get some work done.  UGH!

You meet a guy online.

He's smart, successful and funny.

You agree to meet him for lunch.

He's handsome, a gentleman, funny and has excellent conversation.

You really dig this guy.

You're at his house for the first time and you find yourself snooping around.

You find a girdle.

Turns out...it's his.

Because he has unnaturally big hips and butt for a man.

You good?

Is it hypocritical if you aren't seeing as though women wear support garments regularly?

Girlfriends, Season 1 There are two significant story lines here: 1. Marcus and his hips 2. Toni and her blackness What about how Joan and the women discuss Marcus' hips? How different is that from how men discuss women's attributes and/or perceived defects? What of beauty standards for men v for women?

Scenario from Television

Quiet as it's kept...one of my favorite shows is "Two and a Half Men."  With Charlie.  Charlie made that show no matter what CBS tried to claim later on.  Yes, Charlie is crude as hell...but he makes my evil azz laugh. Every night I watch an episode and last night I 'bout died laughing at Charlie.  

So...if you're not familiar with the show, here are the basics:

Charlie is a rich, single playboy who writes commercial jingles.

He lives in a beach house in Malibu.  

His brother, Alan, is a super nerd who is divorced and has a son.

Alan moves in with Charlie.

Alan shares custody of his son so his son basically moved in with Charlie too.

Alan doesn't pay a single bill.

In the Malibu beach house.

No rent, no lights, no water, no gas, no grocery, no housekeeper, no nuttin.'

Alan is SUPER cheap.

Alan is a chiropractor with alimony and child support payments.

Aiight...so here is the scenario:

Charlie ends up getting $38  from Alan.

Alan wants his $38 back.

Charlie said he was going to give it back but then Alan started getting on his nerves about the $38.

Like...he started getting real jazzy by the mouth behind the $38 and ended up annoying the pig shit outta Charlie.

Charlie was like...dude...why you sweating me about $38?  You've been living in my damn house for free for 6 years.  I know you're not tripping on me about $38.

Alan got mad that Charlie basically refused to give him the $38 back.

Alan ends up siphoning the gas out of Charlie's car to be paid back but only got about $13 worth of gas (super nerd dude figured it out).  He says Charlie still owes him $25.

Then Charlie gets FOR REAL MAD.

GET.

OUT.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Charlie tries to set Alan on fire. Very funny! Season 6, Episode 2. Pie Hole, Herb. Copyright Warner Bros. Entertainment

Was Charlie wrong?

Should he have just given Alan the $38?

What would you have done if you were Charlie?