NOTE: I really need to stop watching old sitcoms and get some work done. UGH!

You meet a guy online.

He's smart, successful and funny.

You agree to meet him for lunch.

He's handsome, a gentleman, funny and has excellent conversation.

You really dig this guy.

You're at his house for the first time and you find yourself snooping around.

You find a girdle.

Turns out...it's his.

Because he has unnaturally big hips and butt for a man.

You good?

Is it hypocritical if you aren't seeing as though women wear support garments regularly?