“Girl...yo daddy told you!!!!!!!!!”

I missed "Scandal" last night because I was out having BIG, BIG FUN so I'm currently sitting on the sofa watching it. I missed watching it with my absolute FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD though.

Secret Service just burst in talking some Vice President said this and that so we're going to "support" you. Basically letting him know that private eyes are watching you...watching your every move....oh baby private eyes...watching you...watching your every move...

Lawd...poor Fitz looks bad. He's in with his whipping boy AKA Melly. You know whenever he's dealing with something he takes it out on her. Oh shit...she dimed herself out about sleeping with the VP. These people a mess! They are trying to be like the Underwoods. There is only one Frank and Claire baby and they'll be BACK FEBRUARY TWENTY SEVENTH!!!!!!!!

Andrew has a good head of hair. Warmongers generally do.

Olivia's hair is authentic. Big hair, don't care.

Her nails still on point though.

Now Fitz...Imma need you to take that jump drive to Huck mmmkay? Them White House people are NOT on your side. Just tip on down to Cyrus' office and tell him to give it to Huck. Huck will tear ish up looking for Olivia.

I used to love Portia...HUCK GOT HER AZZ! YES! YES! YES! HE'S IN THERE WITH YOUR KID! GIRL YOU BETTER KNOW LIKE ME AND TELL HUCK WHAT HUCK NEEDS TO KNOW LE STAT! HE WILL LICK YOUR FACE AND SLICE YOUR TEETH OUT!

Oh...VP Good Hair straight rouge. Yall don't know any better.

Hey Tom!

Oh...Tom went straight crazy in solitary huh?

You can't trust anyone in the White House Fitz.

Olivia's house ain't safe hell. That's where they snatched her. Okay...thumb drive to Jake. Olivia's luhvah's are on it. Jake took where it needed to be taken. That glass is a sign right?

REFLECTION IN GLASS!!!!!! GET IT OLIVIA! GET.IT.OLIVIA! Okay...whatever Huck just said...do that. YES!

"President or not he's just a man." Well...and then there's that.

I hope Olivia Papa Pope's old dude's azz when Huck gets her out cuz Huck going get Olivia. I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes...Christmas is all around us...wait...sorry...moving on...

WHERE'S THE BLACK LADY?

Did Quinn just call Ms. Rose, Rose? GIRL...YOU'D BETTER HANG A HANDLE ON THAT BEFORE SHE SMACKS YOU WITH THAT BAG!

This VP dude has GOT.TO.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

UM...CYRUS? Wait...Cyrus has those good instincts and now he has Red thinking. But wait...why break the mug though?

Well...Huck going skin Portia alive most likely.

OH SHIT! THAT WAS CREEPY!

He brought the tool box. Don't hurt the child Huck. That isn't the answer. I don't like that. But you can snatch Porsha's teeth. Not a problem.

TELL MELLY DUDE!!!!! Melly can get to Andrew.

I hate when he talks about Olivia to his wife. Stankin' azz.

VP Good Hair is going down-t. All the men have a good head of hair though.

I think Melly is our wild card here. I think Melly can stab her.

FLORENCE BROUGHT THE TIP THEY NEEDED! YES!

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Oops...fingers were on wrong keys. ROFL! I meant...Oooooooh! The internet will trip you up every.single.time!!!!!

HUCK! GO GET OLIVIA!

Figure out some kinda way to tell Cyrus. But he thinks he can't trust Cyrus either since he's in the White House right?

Papa Pope needs to come home hell. Or Mama Pope. Any of them Popes. Know how we have one cousin who straight WrecksItRalph? All her cousins prolly bad azz. They prolly hold their family reunion in a boxing gym. Instead of slinging bones they do mixed martial arts competitions from Granny on...

HOLY SHIT HUCK! He stripped her azz raw! Sheesh!

Melly = Wild Card. Watch and see. In their twisted way...they all love each other for real.

So Cyrus finally read the file huh?

Olivia...ask for one of those Dickie's jumpsuits. I've always wanted one. Flannel lined. I don't know why. Odd I know.

Olivia is playing this dude Olivia style. She's killed once and now she's dangerous. I just hope she remembers to keep holding the gun after she kills next time cuz really...this kidnapping could have been over by now had she saved that gun and wet his chest. (I love talking thugish. ROFL!)

MELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told yall Melly was the Wild Card! Well...yall knew that already. I'm the one watching late. I hate yall for watching without me. Yall are NOT my friends anymore.

Til next week. GO.ME!

Jake go get your woman! Well...yall woman. JAKE DEA! YES!

But she's not there. She was too damn smart for her own good. Had she stayed there instead of getting in old boy's head...Jake could have been carrying her out by now and we could all be swooning. About Jake. From State Farm.

Auctioning the Black lady.