This preacher/sparrow whatever he is needs to go. He's doing the most. He just carved Loras' head like that in front of people? DAMN GINA! That's that bull. Margaery you should have known you couldn't trust him.
This jacket Cersei is rocking is killing the game. I want two of them. "I choose violence." That is one of the best lines from the season. I'm not a fan of Cersei but I want her to wreak havoc on that religious goon. That dude gives me the heebie geebies.
So you send old boy to get Cersei WITHOUT AN ARMY????????? She already told yall she chooses violence! She ain't playing bruh! Not with the mountain by her side and them dang children of the corn running around with knives and ish!
Now...yall know I love the kids but seriously...these kids have me side-eyeing all kids. Stuff like this makes me turn my head and even then the sounds are just gross. They messed Pycelle up! DAMN GINA!
Wait...where did that kid jab that dude?
YALL BETTER LISTEN TO MARGAERY!!!!!!!
Dear HBO...your HBO Now app sucks. Seriously. Rewinding is a crazy chore.
Oooooooooh! That green fire stuff Tyrion used that time! DAAAAAAAAAYUM GINA! THEY GOT BLOWED THE HECK UP!
But wait...why is she wasting the wine though? That's not called for. This faux-nun chick is a goner. This outfit Cersei is rocking is so amazing and she is telling it all!
Oh mercy on Unella's soul. "Shame. Shame. Shame." DAMN GINA!
The little king is next. I hope his mother is gentle with him.
Well...and then there's that. Yet another DAMN GINA!
Jamie wants to be a good guy soooooooooo badly but all his dirt can't get him over the hump. I can't stand the Frey's ever since the Red Wedding. That level of treachery is just...NO. Jamie just put him on notice.
Cersei has lost all of her babies now huh?
HEY SAM! I love Sam. I liked when he snatched his sword off that wall too. That baby is super cute. SUPER.CUTE. Dude couldn't get his butt up an inch?
And here is my reason. Jon Snow. I love him so. That red chick though? No. That time she took off that necklace I was like...DAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUMMMMM GINA...I need one of those!
Uh oh. Gigs up! Now they know she burned Princess Shireen at the stake. Alive. Davos is gonna kill her azz one day fo' sho' behind that.
I like Jon and Sansa together again but I don't forget how Sansa used to be when she was a girl in King's Landing. She wasn't 'bout that family life and was steadily trying to come up and screwed her family big time. That said...I don't trust her. Wait until Arya shows up. Arya will know her for true.
White raven. Winter is here.
These Dorne women? The Sand Snakes? NO.JOKE. Matter of fact...most of what I love about Game of Thrones is how the women are warriors too. They don't play. I like that. But I also like Lady What's-Her-Face smacking them around with Elder talk too. LOL!
Ooooh! Hey Varys. Gotta wonder what the what when he shows up.
HEY DANY! HEY BOO! Dany my blonde boo. I can't believe she doesn't burn in the desert sun as pale as her skin is. Now look...ya boy better listen and do as Dany says. She doesn't answer to you boo! You ain't going and that's final!
Awwwwwww...I love how Tyrion is so good for her and now? He's the Hand of the Queen!!!!!!!!!!!
But is Tyrion about to cry though? Yall know he's my favorite right? RIGHT. He brings me ALL.THE.JOY.ALL.THE.TIME. In the books he is the most perfect of snarky smartazzes. LOVE.HIM!
Frey is about to die. Right? What the hell???????? They fed him his sons in a pie? ARYA!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN GINA! ARYA FOR THE REVENGE WIN!!!!! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER AND MY MOTHER AND I FED YOU YOUR SONS AND SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!!!! YEAH BOY! You killed her people after you gave them bread and salt and they thought they were protected guests and baaaaaby! She baked a focaccia outta your sons! DAMN GINA! I will never be able to have focaccia again without thinking of Arya Stark!
THE NORTH REMEMBERS!!!!!
Littlefinger BEEN wanting Sansa but how creepy is it that he was once in love with her mother? I mean come on man...Sansa is about to come into her own WITHOUT.A.MAN who gave her to Ramsay.
Uncle Benjie...how you gonna leave Bran in the woods with just a young lady and a tree with blood eye slits?
Jon is NOT Ned's bastard son. He is Ned's nephew and wait...wait...HALF A TARGARYEN????? SO...IS DANY HIS AUNT??????????????????????????? LAWD.TO.DAY! WAIT! LEMME CHECK THIS OUT FURTHER! WHERE IS A FAMILY TREE? THIS MEANS JON CAN TALK TO DRAGONS AND STUFF TOO HUH????????? AND WAIT! WAIT! HE'S AN HEIR TO THE THRONE! DAMN GINA!
We finally have the proof of it all. If only Katelyn had known that too.
Sansa doesn't like this Jon being King of the North thing much. Told ya. She ain't 'bout that family life. She wants to be the prize/leader/top dawg. That lil girl...Lady Mormant? She deserves the Iron Throne. Tomorrow. She too fierce for words. LOL! And she has a crush on Jon. LOL!
Cersei is on the throne. That's all she's ever wanted. And she got it. (Queue Hillary in a pants suit.)
I want a dragon. Not three. I don't want to be greedy. Just one. Those ships and dragons look so menacing! I guess they got over that whole crossing water horses can't drink thingy huh?
Wait...that's it? No scary all-White people with zombies? A tree didn't gobble up Bran? Melisandre didn't burn down Westeros? That's it? No more until there is more?