I can't type when Cookie is on the television. She seriously mesmerizes me so I have to keep rewinding.
Akeem (or is it Hakeem), the Prince of Zamunda, brings me joy. He honestly has no fugs to give. He just wants someone to do the songs, tell him what to rap, and then get up in front of a camera and rap them. That lil boy isn't hungry.
HERE COMES COOKIE! Busting in with Precious following as always. (I'm going to HAVE to call that woman by her real name. This is getting disrespectful.)
Cookie: Lemme tell you what I want!
Why is the assistant giving out dead people's SS #'s? I bet she used to get a crazy check. Love her hair.
Prince Zamunda had better stopped trying his mama in front of people.
Boo Boo better watch her back. At least she's wearing her pearls right this episode. When she had the bottom of them peaking out of that dress the other time I rolled my eyes clean out my head. Oh...and they're too long.
DID HE CALL THAT CHILD DONKEY KONG AND TELL COOKIE TO PUT HER IN A BARREL? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOVING Taraji's hair! (My hair currently? Lawd...the flu laughs at vanity. LOL!)
Lil Tiana is super cute. Love her hair too. Not loving the scallop skirt.
Lucious loves Precious. They are super close. I bet show knows all his secrets. I hope we see her life outside of the office.
Aw lawd...Titan shooting and whatnot???????????
I hate dark bathrooms. Could be hiding all kinds of wet germs.
How'd he think he was going to hide that from his wife? If Robby told me some ish like that weeks after he knew I'd gut him right then and there.
Aw lawd...Cookie in Boo Boo's meeting. Love Boo Boo's dress.
Lucious and Boo Boo couldn't have this conversation at home?
"Poaching a jail thug." ROFL!
Lucious and Cookie put the eam in team. LOL!
I don't like the way Lucious goes in on Jamal though. That's so disgusting to me. That's your child dude.
Cookie covered her head. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! #Respect
Andre been saving his father's behind since way, way back huh?
Boo Boo Kitty 'nem with the play cousins. Cookie with the mama. LOL! COOKIE.IS.BOSS!
Lucious stay strapped. Diving on the floor Berretti style pulling out his gat! I had to rewind to see how he pulled that off!
I want Cookie and Lucious to get back together. LOL!
Wait, what? The Nation killed his father?
This red dress Cookie rocking? LOVE!
Lucious is trying to do right by Hakeem.
Jamal is better than me. I'd never go see Lucious but...I'D ALWAYS TAKE THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Why they old azzes in the club? Seriously?
"Baby you like fruit?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOVE how Taraji does that "Elder lean" when she starts talking about the good old days. They all do that. I'll probably start doing it next week.
This Naomi thing is too weird. Me no likey. How old is this lil boy in real life? Although...Naomi straight stunting still.
WHY THAT FOOL GOT A TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM? HE STRAIGHT UP LIKE AKEEM 'NEM!
Tiana 'bout her money. That can be a good thing. AND...and a bad thing.
Imma need Jamal to not do too much alley traveling at night. All that money makes you soft.
Is he wearing a skirt rapping? Like Yeezy?
Lucious stay writing checks.
Cookie needs to beat the Prince of Zamunda with another broom. Has his father truly never told him what went down?
WHY THE HELL PRECIOUS BRA STRAP SHOWING????????????????
Cookie: I make you better. Don't forget that.
Lucious: Thank you baby.
Cookie: Baby? You might want to clear that with Anika.
Lucious: Okay...Baby Mama.
What can I say? I love Cookie man. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HER!