From SIP: I HATE DUDES!

SIP =  Stupid Imaginary Person

Someone I love got hurt yesterday by a dick move by a dude.

The dude is not a dick.

The dude is a nice guy with good values and a great heart.

So how in the world does he just up and start being a dick?

WHO DOES THAT?

WHO IN THE HELL HAS TIME FOR ALL THAT LYING AND SIDE SHIT?

Why does a perfectly nice guy end up being a GOTDAMN MUTHAFUGGIN DICK?

Why if you've decided you want to move on...why not just say something hell? 

Why go through all the bullshit lies and shit?

What the fug is wrong with you that you can't speak you GOT.DAMN MONKEY NUT AZZ MIND?

AND WHY NOT SIMPLY COMMUNICATE THOSE FEELINGS TO YOUR PERFECTLY LOVELY PARTNER AND YALL WORK THAT SHIT OUT TOGETHER?  

WHY NOT BE A FIGHTER!

WHY MAKE EVERYONE HATE YOUR AZZ AND START LOOKING AT YOU LIKE THE DICK YOU TURNED OUT TO BE?

When I hear about karma catching up to your azz...I'm not going to be surprised.

DICK!

If I see your azz in the street...we're going to have a problem.  I'm going to be all up in your face something serious because you KNOW what I know about her.  That she is amazing and wonderful and one of the best people that God made.  Because I KNOW you know this and still hurt her...I want to slap your azz to sleep and I am sooooooooooooo serious.  I despise you for hurting her.

Oh...and your taste is shoes is terrible.  Should  have known from jump.  A man with horrible taste in shoes generally turns out to be a DICK!

SIP